I could remember vividly that any time I fell sick and was unable to eat due to poor appetite, there was a food I would always love to eat and that’s what, as a child, I called ‘Jollof Party’ (jollof rice prepared for a party). The aroma always came from nowhere, maybe from my wild imagination. My mother would ask, “what would you eat?” and I would say, ‘jollof party’. My mother would then smile & respond,”boya ki a pa iya baba e, ki a le da ina party” i.e maybe we should kill your father’s mother so that we can have a party. It’s always funny. Meanwhile, there were some times she would ask my elder sister to try & prepare it for me.
Feel free to share the funny moments during your childhood with us.
In the early 90’s, dad gave my lil sister and I five naira note and asked us to share it equally. So we tore the note into two equal halves and I gave her one half while I took the other. But upon getting to the store to buy biscuits we discovered the money was useless and we started crying.
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Is only my mother get the trick to do that.
And y ah dey do like that b say the thing dey pain me.
Whenever my mum is not around if some of sisters or brothers what to comb my hair. I will just concoct lie and said “my mother said I should not comb my hair” one of my sister then will replied me. ” shut up, aja dudu”
And she started comb my hair and I will b crying then.
If I remember then, I always feel a childhood tin
Then, as a child and a warlord, I captured over 50 ‘jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorists’ and took them as slaves at my plantation.
It was a really funny experience.
But now, time has changed and I’ve repented from my ways.
It was a really funny experience
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nobody wan share his or her own moment ni ?
the heat is too much
Remembering might be a bit difficult. But, i was told that, when i was so little then, no one dares carry me except my mom unless that person is ready to receive my dehumanized punches.
Pardon me to ask how did this poo get to the FP..
When we were kids, my mom like using sarcasm alot…
i can remember a night when our neighbour brought back a plate my mom used in giving her food in the morning, i took it and went to meet my mom at the back yard and ask her “mommy, iya **** brought this plate, who owns it, she was like IYA ORIYOMi loni ( iya oriyomi owns it ) Iya oriyomi is the woman in the next street that we buy provisions from. i took the plate and went to iya oriyomi’s shop in the next street, to give her… Instead of the woman to tell me its nt for her, she collected it and told me to go back home… Later that same night, she brought the plate to our house to ask how come i brought a plate to her, my mom called me and the first thing she did was to arrange my head with a good knock…. The pain was so sharp, i started crying saying that, was she nt the one who said its mama oriyomi’s own… And the funny part is that, i have eaten with this same plate several times in the house… i dnt knw if its because its dark or because she said its for another person, thats why i didnt notice…
Cant forget that day, since then, i dnt listen to her sarcasm again….
2. Nailing nail when dogs are meeting without the hope they won’t separate
3. Waving my boths hand or finger at Great Egret bird flying with the hope of having is sheat or white sign on my nail (la ke la ke ba mi la ke, éyé àdà bà, bá mì lè kè)
Playing daddy and mummy things with neighbour son under the bed. Thank God I wasn’t disvirgined during that because I did it with many then.
I slapped Buh*ri when we were classmates, now that he is a President i am now on run, i don’t know weda i will disappear and appear or hide in Israel in rat style like Mazi Yamutu kanu.
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Can I even remember my childhood?
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